pjackk:

pjackk:

ANother arrogant creature imprissoned for my amusement

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Cant wait to pluck the shit out of this & boil it in mine pot

fallingtowers:

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

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theehorsepusssy:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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mindofjson:

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#FREETHEHORSES

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mothsbythelamplight:

werewolftits:

werewolftits:

new weed idea

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evilwizard:

when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet

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r0zeclawz:

r0zeclawz:

1 2 summon my ghoul

3 4 suffer some more

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radiofreederry:

Dudes rock

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evilvillain123456789:

[Standing up out of barbers chair right before he’s done combing out my hair one last time] Omg. I’ve always wanted to be ugly as shit.

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alphabetcompletionist:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

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segamascot:

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bewbin:

bewbin:

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

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i want my food ONLY prepared by this man

imp:

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prohaloplayer:

meanest person you’ve ever met: i’m so sick of being nice

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